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1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Not a whole lot, but sure i guess. Dating makes me tired.

2.When did your last hug take place?
... *opens mouth, then closes it with a soft click furrowing my brows in deep contemplation.*

3.Are you a jealous person?
Jealousy is a human trait.

4.Are you tired right now?
Yaaaaaas!

5.Do you chew on your straws?
I chew on everything

6.Have you ever been called a tease?
Like flirtatiously "Oh stop it~ you naughty tease"? or like angrily "stop teasing me bitch face McGee I have sensitive feeelings" cause probably both. 

7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Yes, don't do it. Be awake for 48 hours gay instead.

8.Do you cry easily?
tch no! *sees a baby animal walking for the first time* THESE AREN'T TEARS IT'S JUST HOT IN HERE MY EYES ARE SWEATING.

9.What should you be doing right now?
Not being sick

10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
eeeeeeh 50/50

11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
Dude i did and then after 6 months was dumped so yeah bitch i can!

14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
There's this joke about a sock and this guy and it's a mess i'll just not yeah.

15.Who was the last person you talked to?
My Aunt

16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
Yes? But my current crush is literally a butterfly in a jar soooo.

17.Will you get married?
Maybe

18.When was the last time you smiled?
Thinking about the last tag i just did made me smile just now.

19.Does anyone like you?
Well probably, i don't really keep tabs though.

20.Do you secretly like someone, if so, who?
Yes, she's blond a Cutie with black freckles and pretty little antennae~ (literally a butterfly)

21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
My roommate or aunt prolly

22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
Myself

23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
Calling the College i wish to attend in hopes they take me.

24.What ARE you looking forward to?
Not being sick

25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
Unless that fucker was lying, yes~

26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
Cheer cause it meant he actually went outside and met a real girl.

27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
yes if College takes me, my body is ready... College senpai, take me! take me now~

28.Are you a forgiving person?
I forget to hold grudges so in a way that's forgiveness

29.How many TRUE friends do you have?
What an emo question. A handful? i dunno like friends are everywhere even if you don't acknowledge them as such.

30.Do you fall for people easily?
Nope take me about 6 months apparently.

31.Have you ever fallen for your ex's best friend?
first dude didn't have a best friend, second didn't last long enough to meet their best friend.

32.What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Hot and ready dick

33.Who was the last person you drove with?
huh... Um? My brothers. Oh yeah! Yes my brothers, I ran over a brick and the youngest one cried.

34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
5am, writing fanfiction. mhm.

35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
sure.

36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?
My aunt's cat watching my butterfly in a jar

37.Can you live a day without TV?
Can and do.

38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
When i realized the last thing i put in my mouth wasn't actually hot and ready dick. tch.

39.Three names you go by.
Jac, Beans, and Alexa

40.Are you currently in a relationship?
I'm saving myself for a bug in a jar 

41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie? 
Jumper

42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
I think we have several and that they don't actually have anything to do with romance, just people who's soul pairs with ours.

43.What's your current problem?
I hate phones and have no dog to pat.

44.Have you ever had your heart broken?
Every time i remember that Hot and ready Dick i didn't get.

45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
They can work, but they hurt like hell.

46.How many kids do you want to have?
A dog

47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?
yes. butterfly sama still doesn't know i feel for her feelers. *sigh*

I'm mildly peeved there aren't three more questions... what is this bull. 50 isn't that hard to think up! i know of at least 50 shades of gray!

Alexa
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I'm sick and have been mia for like three months so here is tag meme thing I found to post since I am too ill to draw but wanted to post something anyway so here's a stolen tag from someone I found tada!


1. What is your favorite animal?
Shoebill or titwillow. Oh you mean actual favorite animals and not just ones with funny names? Dogs or otters.

(brb my ramen is ready)
2. Shotguns or rifles?
shotgun, then i could throw it in the back of the car i don't have and ye haw 'merica *cough* pretend i'm Dean Winchester *cough*

(this ramen is making me feel better already praise the lord)
3. Favorite band?
Ninja Sex Party

4. Favorite instrument?
Piano, Violin, and dat ass.

5. What is your biggest fear?
Calling people on the phone.

6. Gloves or mittens?
Can't spell gloves without a little loves

7. Favorite drink?
Currently strawberry lemonade from Wendys. 

8. Do you know a foreign language?
I know words in a few but i think this means fluently in that case! lol no.

9. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Yes

10. What profession do you want?
One that allows me to live comfortably and afford to keep a dog.


part2


° B R I T I S H °

[X] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is. (I feel like i do? but i can hardly keep a train of thought rn? so idk)
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[X] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell." (my aunt and I use these back an forth cause she thinks she is British, my brother called me a bloody wanker this morning too come to think)
[X] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (probably, but i never had it before so no.)
[X] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. (heeeeey I know what chav's are! thanks to :iconkyberlifecrystals:
[X] Its football...not soccer. 
[ ] You believe the correct way to spell 'Color' is 'Colour', and 'Center' is 'Centre.' (I can't spell? so i believe the correct way is the way it comes out in the end.)

Total:  5

° A U S T R A L I A N °

[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[X] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops. (both)
[X] You love a backyard barbie.
[X] You know a barbie is not a doll. 
[X] You love the beach.
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned. (*laughs a lot*)
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something.

Total:  5

° I T A L I A N °

[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[X] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color. (blue eyes don't count i assume?)
[X] You speak some italian. (Vague enough for me to count it)
[X] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a italian horn is.
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[X] You talk with your hands.

Total:  5

° S P A N I S H °

[ ] You say member instead of Remember.  
[X] You speak Spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos. (Had them for lunch actually)
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (nah)
[ ] You are dark skinned.(*laughs harder*)
[ ] You know what a Puta is. (pretty sure it's an enderment, brb i'm asking google... NOPE it means damnit sorta)
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
[X] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. 
[ ] You know what platanos are.

Total:  4

° R U S S I A N °

[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[X] You get short tempered. (raciest)
[X] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[X] You get cold easily. (wearing a jacket while a heater is running)
[X] Rain is fun for you.
[X] You get into contests all the time.
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather

Total:  6

° I R I S H °

[ ] You think beer is the best. (never had)
[X] You have a bad temper. (double racist)
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[X] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the color green.
[X] You have been to a st. pattys day party. (like when i was in school.)
[X] You have a family member from Ireland.
[X] You have hair. (hm i think it means ginger or dark hair)
[X] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing. 

Total:  7

° A F R I C A N  A M E R I C A N °

[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[X] You like rap. 
[X] You know how to shoot a gun. (racist)
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[X] You like chicken. (white people wrote this
[X] You like watermelon. (who doesn't?)
[X] You can dance.
[X] You can 'sing' gospel.(amen)

Total:  6

° A S I A N °

[ ] You have slanty/small eyes. (Russia is part of Asia)
[X] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math. (ha)
[X] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese (and good at math apprently)
[X] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total:  5

° G E R M A N °

[X] You like bread. (what the? okay)
[X] You think German Chocolate is good.
[X] You Speak some German. (Ja)
[X] You know what Schnitzel is. (amazing?)
[ ] You went to Pre-school. (didn't do much school actually)
[X] You're over 5'2.

(there aren't enough questions to be German over something else)

Total:  5

° C A N A D I A N °

[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[X] You say "eh".
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[X] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's. 
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.

Total:   2

° A M E R I C A N °

[ ] You hate foreigners. 
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[X] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[X] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.

(I love how slowly racist this was then BAM American popped up! wooo! this got me, gimme a minute to breathe. Some white girl wrote this I can feel it in my bones. lmao)  

Total:  2

° B E L G I A N °

[X] you grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[X] you like French fries.
[X] you think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[X] you speak both Dutch and French. (not a ton but i have learned a little of each)
[ ] you like Belgian waffles.
[ ] you call a pub or bar a café.
[X] you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] you drive/own a French or German car.

Total:  5

° D U T C H °

[ ] you like the color orange. (haha I dated a dutchmen and god do they love orange)
[ ] you are a football enthusiastic.
[ ] you often go to 'coffee shops'. 
[ ] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops' 
[X] you tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[X] you have a cheerful nature.
[X] you like the sea. 
[X] you are good at building/handiwork/projects.
[ ] you tend to favour the megalomania.

Total:  4

° N O R W E G I A N °


[X] You like/hate the rain. (what other rain emotions are there?)
[ ] You love trolls.
[ ] You know what lutefisk is.
[ ] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[ ] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[X] Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[X] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair. (this is the majority of the world)
[ ] You know how to fish and have fished before.

Total:  3

° F R E N C H °

[X] You like French toast. (no baguettes or croissants? you sure french toast is what you're going with?)
[X] You speak a little or are fluent in French. 
[ ] You have eaten a snail.  
[X] You like fashion.
[X] You know how to cook.
[ ] You have been to France.
[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew. (I am god? actually?)
[X] You enjoy going to cafes to watch people.

Total: 5

SO I'm Irish.... My Scottish grandpa, English grandmother, and American mom are all so proud.

This was a good time, and i feel better, do you feel better? I feel better.  The pure love, peace, and tolerance has cured my sickness. Like bro, dude, bro, dude. Love. peace. Dude... Wanna make out?

Alexa 

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  • Listening to: The tv through the floor
  • Reading: My old stories.
  • Watching: The world slowly decide it's time for Autumn.
  • Drinking: Probably water or green tea.
I was tagged by my asshat friend who i love dearly. :iconkyberlifecrystals:

1.) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
I have several books on my desk at the moment so i'm doing them all.

Blood orange: Susan Witting Albert. 
"-for Thyme and Seasons, where I planned to meet the members of the-" 
Hannibal Rising
: Thomas Harris
"-in the kitchen, with one sentry posted in the courtyard."
Boku Girl: Sugito Akira
"よう"
 
2.) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you reach?
A lot of dirty laundry.

3.) What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The opening ceremony for Rio 2016 Olympics.

4.) Without looking guess what time it is?
I literally just looked at the clock, brb.
10:40pm

5.) Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
Oh snap 10 :40! i even waited till i forgot the time and i got it right!
 
6.) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

I hear the sound of water running through the pipes and out onto the garden, if i walk over to the far corner by the furnace  i can hear the muttering sound of posh Brits discussing something dramatic, i can't say what because it's through the floor and is payed on an old ass tv.

7.) When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
*thinks for a minute...* It was two nights ago and it it must have been to either move the bed frame to the garage or pull my cat off the neighbors porch. 

8.) Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
My phone probably? I'm talking to a boy who is way too confused about his life, and for once that boy isn't my cousin~

9.) What are you wearing?
Black t-shirt with Jack Skellington on it, baggy blue jeans, pink sports bra, black and white polka dot underwear, and the blood of my enemy's. 

10.) Did you dream last night? 
All i remember was a lot off banana's were involved, and for once it wan't a nightmare.

11.) When did you last laugh?
I've thought about this way too long now and I laughed because I can't remember.

12.) What are on one of the walls in the room you are in?
Peeling plaster and crumbling brick.

13.) Seen anything weird lately?
Raph's reflection apparently.

14.) What do you think of this quiz?
what a narcissistic question.

15.) What was the last film you saw?
Zootopia, but it should have been Deadpool or Suicide Squad.

17.) Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I noticed there i no #16, firstly, secondly i have a milk intolerance, but not an allergy, so i can have milk but in small doses. 

18.) If you could change one thing about the world... 
it would be people caring so much about money.

19). What do you want to learn in the future?
to read Japanese, and how to draw animation 

20.) George Bush:
I know nothing about him. God bless America.

21.) Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? 
John.

22.) Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Bitchface Mcgee.

23.) Would you ever consider living abroad?
I would love to live in Japan, France, or England.

24.) What do you want God to say when you reach the pearly gates?
"Psyche! I was real the whole time!" 

25.) Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal:
Open invitation to anyone who'd like to.
Open invitation to anyone who'd like to.
Open invitation to anyone who'd like to.
Open invitation to anyone who'd like to.
Open invitation to anyone who'd like to.
Open invitation to anyone who'd like to.

where was #16? is it because today was the 16th birthday of Deviantart? is it out drinking illegally? is it out with that boy again! so help me god when i get my hands on him...


Alex-
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FIRST THING'S FIRST: What's your sexuality?
Bisexual: meaning I equally hate and love both genders.


1.Are you single or taken?
I am J.R.R. Taken 

2. Chocolate or flowers?
Flowers, because i grew up in desert.

3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
Eh probably Skype to the dork I'm dating. is that special? I also plan on making something out of chocolate I guess.

4. Do you like anyone?
Nope I hate every one I just hate some people a little less

5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
I asked a cat if she'd be my valentine but she then scratched me and hid under a chair

6. Who do you want to spend Valentines with?
My boyfriend? isn't that the point of this celebration of the hanging of a saint? 

7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
nope, but occasionally I like to make heart shaped things though cause it looks like a butt.

8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
I did then he blew his cover and asked me out.

9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
I tried, and failed twice then gave up and wrote a normal letter. But isn't a love letter just a normal letter, but addressed to someone you wanna bang?

10. Do you believe in Cupid?
Is this really a question? Like, who's parents would tell their kids about cupid? he's not fucking santa or the tooth fairy. All he does is like shoot people with an arrow. so why would i believe in that? Do you mean "do you believe in falling for someone who you normally would never date"? cause that's all cupid is. if that's the question then yes, but it's not so up yours.

11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
Does chocolate and a place to live count?

12. Do you still send out Valentine cards?
send out no, but i made them and handed them out in sunday school or what have you. Oh wait i sent a letter to the afore mentioned dork.

13. Do you like candy hearts?
Yeah? was i suppose stop liking them? is there something I don't know about candy?

14. What is something you got last Valentines?
uh a cat scratched me

15. Is Valentines depressing?
Isn't it about the hanging of a saint? that's not depressing that's a little funny... maybe is depressing because we have so much extra candy after? My cousin is going to be depressed, but he's a horny little fuck and can go eat a tit.

16. How is your love life?
Virginal 

17. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
seeing as I've never dated on valentines day before it can be assumed that no, i have not. 

18. How many roses would you want?
I don't think that really matters? like i would be as happy with one as i would a dozen if the one i loved gave it me.

19. Will you have a girlfriend/boyfriend this Valentines day?
yes

20. Do you look forward to Valentines day?
I kinda am, but only because I'm planning this really difficult chocolate thing and it is going to be fabulous

21. Who was your last Valentine from?
uh someone from church? a sibling? school?

22. Who do you expect to get a Valentine from this year?
Bf.

23. Who would you most like to receive a Valentine from?
^dat kid

24. How many Valentines will you be sending this year?
uno

25. Have you ever not received a Valentine?
Probably not like was broken up enough about it to care though.

26. What was the most Valentines you received in a single year?
None.

27. Have you ever received an anonymous Valentine?
probably? again church did that and like 6 year old's wont remember to put their name on the valentines    

28. Have you ever sent an anonymous Valentine?
^i was 6 once too. fun fact.

29. Will you be sending an anonymous Valentine this year? 
I didn't plan on it but now i kinda want to. make one shove it i someones bag and just watch them turn red as they read my graphic valentine. that sounds amazing.

30. What was the best Valentine gift you ever received?
Chocolate? I haven't received my valentine from my dork yet so, yeah let's go with chocolate.

31. What was the worst?
bad chocolate. 

32. Have you ever started dating someone on Valentines day?
no? that  sounds like a one night stand waiting to ruin lives.

33. Do you have a crush at the moment?
Bf, and Jamie Bell.

34. Have you ever been deeply in love?
That's a deep question

35. Longest relationship you've ever been in?
6 months ish? i think? 

36. Have you ever changed for someone?
nope nor should i sounds lame.

37. How is your relationship with your ex?
I don't think i technically have one, but pretty good i guess? hasn't tried to fight my current boyfriend to the death so...

38. Have you ever been cheated on?
HA!

39. Have you ever cheated?
NOPE,it's a douche move.

40. Would you date someone who's well known for cheating?
Yes? but like tentatively, i wouldn't love them but free food on dates is fine by me.

41. What's the most important part of a relationship?
Not fucking up. Oh and talking and shit.

42. Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
This question is silly.

43. When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"?
sure? this question is too confusing so imma say, depends.

44. How many people have you ever hooked up with?
the same amount of times i have left the U.S.A.

45. What's one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship?
I don't think i can say anything, since i didn't have any.

46. What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?
Never, Kids should never have sex think of their children with teen parents. no no no. All joking aside it doesn't matter what i think kids do dumb things at all ages.

47. Do you believe in the phrase "age is just a number"?
Yup once they are fully developed there is nothing different.

48. Do you believe in "love at first sight"?
Yes but only ever with dogs

49. Do you believe it's possible to fall in love on the internet?
Yup done and done.

50. What do you consider a deal breaker?
 If when they chew it sounds like someone walking through mud.

51. How do you know it's time to end a relationship?
When talking to them is more painful than missing them.

52. Are you currently in a relationship?
No, and you can't read apparently.

53. Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?
Not really, but i have seen it done, but it's painful.

54. Do you think people should date their friends?
Yes.

55. How many relationships have you had?
Ichi

56. Do you think love can last forever?
Love lasts about a year on it's own, hard work keeps it burning.

57. Do you believe love can conquer all things?
All you need is love, then nothing really matters.

58. Would you break up with someone of whom your parents didn't approve?
Nope, my parents never approve.

59. If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?
Get a back bone, move on faster... also brush your teeth and fucking take a shower you damn hippy.

60. Do you think long distance relationships can work?
Dunno but imma do it anyway.

61. What do you notice first about another person?
that they are human?

62. Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?
*looks at first question* Literally struggling for more questions at this point

63. Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?
A little but only because it's not something in could help cure or something.

64. Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?
My cousin complains about his life a lot does that count?

65. Do you want to get married one day?
Nope, sounds gay.

66. What do you think about getting your partner's name tattooed?
Nope cause that's really dumb.

67. Could you be in a relationship without sex?
Yes. but i might die.

68. Are you still a virgin?
I am, but for four easy payments of 19.99 that can change

69. What's more important: Looks or personality?
Sixty-nine

70. Do you enjoy love films?
Yeah i love films. oh you mean romance? Eeeew those have like kissing and gross stuff NOOOOO.

71. Have you ever given anyone/received roses?
Maybe? I performed in a lot of plays someone surly a one point gave me one or two.

72. Have you ever had a valentine?
Not yet?

73. What's your imagination of a "perfect date"?
Hello Kitty love hotel in Japan. that or a road trip to anywhere.

74. Have you ever read "Romeo & Juliet"?
Yes, but i am unaware how this is relevant, that was the love story between a 30 year old man and a 13 almost 14 year old girl. not really romantic. 

75. What's more important: Your partner or your friends?
By extension a partner is just a friend you bang. so this question is stupid

76. Would you consider yourself "romantic"?
Yes, but don't tell anyone.

77. Could you imagine to date one of your current friends?
could i imagine to date? Image A date? imagine dating? i refer to the "friends or partner" question.

78. Have you ever been "friendzoned"?
Meh, probably. not really in my control though is it? if someone doesn't like you then you're the one who has to calm you tits though. not the other way round.

79. Which "famous couple" is your favorite?
Bonnie and Clyde. 

80. What's your favourite love song?
I can't decide: Scissor sisters
Bringing sexy back Justin Timberlake 

81. Have you ever broken someone's heart?
Maybe, Idk. I didn't mean to so I wouldn't know.

82. If you're single, why do you think you are?
If i were single 80% of the answers to this questions would be "no" or "fuck off"

83. Would you rather date someone who's rich but a douchebag or someone who's poor but a nice guy?
This question you ask me to become a shallow waste of space or a good person, therefore forcing me to choose good person, even if my situation may dictate whether i need money more or company, both answers being tragically sexist and ridiculously insulting.

I'd date the rich dude and bathe in quarters.

84. Are you good at giving other people advice regarding dating/ relationships?
I'd say yes, but then again how would I fucking know.

85. Are you jealous of couples when you're single?
Wha? No? that's sounds like a terrible way to live.

86. How important is it to make a relationship official? 
How should I know?

87. Would you consider yourself "clingy", "overly attached" or "jealous"?
I get jealous easily but it's not something i let take over my life.

88. Have you ever "destroyed" a relationship?
Not intentionally

89. Do you think it's silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?
Are you fucking serious?

90. Are you the "dominant" or the "submissive" part in a relationship?
Come on over and find out.

91. Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner's birthday or your anniversary? 
Probably my memory is shitty on a good day.

92. What's your opinion on open relationships?
Why even call it dating if you're with someone else?

93. Who's more important: Your partner or your family?
Hm? I'd say they are equal, but I'll spend more time with a partner just cause my family makes me go insane. 

94. How do you define "cheating"?
I'd say the moment it i manifested that they don't love you anymore.

95. Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate?
No? that's like asking if watching let'splays on youtube is inappropriate before you play video games with your partner.

96. Do you think Valentine's Day is overrated?
as much as Donald Trump is full of himself

97. Would you consider yourself a "cuddler"?
Yup


Thats it? not going to ask the same questions three more times to make an even 100? what a quitter. I'll add three more to make it even.

98. Is hiring a stripper for your partner cheating?

99. where would you take your partner on valentines day if you could afford anywhere in the world?

100. will you be taking advantage of the cheap chocolate sales the day after the day of love?

now some trivia: Did you know November is the highest birthing month of the year? and why? because it is 9 months after Valentines day, if you were born in November i hope that fact has you now imagining your parent humping. what a wonderful image to have on this day of love~ 

Not going to edit so enjoy my wonderful spelling errs.
Alexa 
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In 2015 meme.
Stolen without permission from :iconkyberlifecrystals:

[ ] stayed single for the whole year [no dude, I like met someone, like holy fuck what even?]

[ ] kissed in the snow

[x] celebrated Halloween [I spent the the whole moth month of October making a costume then hid in the basement the whole night so no one saw it~]

[ ] kissed in the rain

[ ] had your heart broken

[ ] broke someone else's heart

[x] had a stalker

[x] went over the minutes on your mobile phone [I don't have them but i do a data cap I went over]

[x] had a good relationship with someone [yes several] 

[x] had a relationship with someone you'll never forget

[x] done something you've regretted

[x] lost faith in love

[ ] kissed under a mistletoe

 

 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

School

 

[ ] took an honors/advanced class [Ha i don't school, have you seen my spelling?]

[ ] broke the dress code

[ ] sent to the principal's office for misbehavior

[ ] got straight As

[ ] met one teacher you really like

[ ] met one teacher you really hated

[ ] failed a class

[x] skipped school

[x] did something of which you were proud

[ ] discovered a new talent

[x] proved yourself an idiot [daily]

[x] embarrassed yourself in front of the class [does twitter count as a class]

[ ] fell in love with a teacher (Who the hell falls in love with a teacher???) <--- My sentiment 

[x] intentionally tripped someone at school

[ ] made a varsity team

[ ] were involved with something you'll never forget

 

 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

Other

 

[x] painted a picture

[ ] wrote a poem

[x] ran a mile [half jogged]

[ ] shopped at Hollister or Abercrombie and Fitch

[ ] posted a blog

[x] listened to music you couldn't stand

[ ] went to a sleepover

[ ] went camping

[ ] threw a surprise party

[x] laughed til you cried

[ ] laughed until you peed your pants

[ ] visited a foreign country

[ ] cut in a line of waiting people (No. I'm English, and I know how to queue) <-- I WATCHED THIS MOVIE I GET THE THING!

[ ] told someone you were busy when you weren't

[ ] partied to celebrate the new year

[ ] cooked a disastrous meal

[x] lost someone/something important to you [my immortal soul]

 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

In 2015 I...

 

[x] broke a promise 

[x] lied 

[x] went behind my parents' backs

[x] cried over a broken heart [but not my own? it counts okay!]

[ ] disappointed someone close

[x] hid a secret

[x] pretended to be happy

[ ] slept under the stars

[ ] kept your new year's resolution (I never make them. xD) <-- same

[ ] forgot your new year's resolution

[x] met someone who changed your life

[ ] met one of your idols

[ ] changed your outlook on life (Nope. I'm still the same sarcastic bitch I was at the beginning of the year). <--Saaame

[x] sat home all day doing nothing

[ ] pretended to be sick

[ ] left the country

[ ] almost died

[ ] given up something important to you

[x] lost something expensive

[ ] learned something new about yourself

[ ] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it 

[ ] made a change in your life [nope still an NEET loser]

[ ] found out who your true friends were

[x] met great people

[x] stayed up 'til sunrise

[x] cried over the silliest thing

[ ] was never home on weekends [pssssssssh]

[ ] got into a car accident

[x] had friends who were drifting away from you 

[ ] had someone close to you die

[ ] had a high cell phone bill

[ ] spent most of your money on food 

[ ] had a fist fight

[ ] went to the beach with your best friend

[ ] saw a celebrity

[x] gotten sick [on my brothers wedding day~]

[ ] liked more than 5 people at the same time

[ ] became closer with a lot of people [whoa woah, a lot? i don't even KNOW a "lot" of people.]

THE END happy 2016
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